Michael Phelpsing
the act of complaining about success.
i.e. michael phelps complaining about winning a silver medal at the 2012 olympics…even though he has like, 15 gold metals. lame.
“ahhh man, i got a 97 on that test. i should have got a 100. i studied really hard.”
“she’s totally michael phelpsing.”
the act of smoking marijuana
dude, me and a couple of people are gonna go michael phelpsing after school. wanna go?
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