michael rosen

a youtube phenomenon who originally possessed a small following in the united kingdom for his children’s poetry books.

when mr. rosen could not find anyone to republish some of his older, more obscure books, he decided to, for the public’s eyes, have his son film him telling all of the stories from the books, including but not limited to “hypnotizer” and “michael’s big book of bad things”. in each of these series, mr. rosen would have himself filmed wearing the same outfit in the same background with similar t-tle captions (likely one day for filming, and his son deciding to make it possess a clean sort of transition).

mr. rosen became popular when some very clever users on youtube took advantage of the fact that one could sentence splice his videos due to them having a similar background/camera position, and not have to change many of the visuals present, making it very easy to make him tell rather vulgar, but hilarious, stories.
“once, my friend harrybo came to school with a great big bag of plamz. he said ‘anyone want any plamz?’ i said ‘no, i hate plamz.’ so he said ‘screw you michael rosen’ and he began eating all the plamz.”

“once, i was a smuggler, and i had to get 20,000 pounds of crack through the customs! i chose to hide it on me somewhere… but where? ‘i know!’ i said, i’ll stuff it in my b-tt. -pfft- owwwwwwwwww”

“when i get an erection with my fat c-ck, if there’s one thing i love it’s ms. goodoff’s sn-tch!”
a meme that is from a british children’s author named michael rosen
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