Michael Strahan


noun or verb
describes when a woman (or feminine man) takes a load in the mouth and then spits it back onto the guy through the gap in her (his) front teeth. this is usually done as payback for a male dominant s-x act (i.e. donkey punch, angry dragon, chili rainbow, etc). named after popular nfl player turned commentator and gap-toothed black man micheal strahan.

note: is mainly performed by gap-toothed hood rats and flaming b-tt monkeys, but some rich divorcees have been know to do the michael strahan from time to time.
yo my man just gave me the sneaky castro last night so i gave him the old micheal strahan!

as a verb: i just michael strahan’d that cheating b-st-rd of a husband!

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