Michael Talent
“he pal, wanna be my friend pal? you can’t hate me pal, i’m your pal”
a michael talent is someone you’ll meet in your life that has no friends and yet somehow manages to worm himself into your group. he makes you feel uncomfortable and you don’t want to talk to him and no matter how much you dislike him somehow he still speaks to you.
“wanna be my friend?…. be my friend… we’re friends.” said sam
“stop being such a michael talent.” billy replied
sam said angrily”i’m not being a… michael talent am i… oh god”
sam later moved schools after he realised how his loneliness and attention seeking ways made him a michael talent.
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