Michael Waterhouse
n. a person who is 160lbs of tiger meat in a stainless steel frame. sings like a nightengale and can dance like the d-ckens. tall, dark and gruesome. loves volcanoes, birds of prey, blood. has a full body tatoo that makes him look like a beatle (george harrison). prior to tattoo, he looked sort of like dave h-sselhoff. has been hit by moving vehicle 7 times and emerged without a scratch (stainless steel frame). he goes great with steak, chocolate, any kind of mint. also, has phenomenal hair.
that michael waterhouse is a god-like genius. ask anyone.
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