Michal

a czech, slovakian and polish male name, originally from the hebrew mi-kha’el, composed of words mi (who), kha (how) and el, short form of elohìm, g-d. the literal meaning is, therefore, “who is like g-d”.
“what’s your name, archangel?”
“michal and i shall surely beat up your -ss, lucifer!”
a cool guy often randomly funny, the name is commonly polish and is often referred to a good looking guy who is nice and knows how to make people laugh and cheer them up. the name originates from the hebrew and is known as either arch-angel or g-d.
girl says to her friend: hey what a nice and handsome man.
girl replies: yep he is such a michal.
michal is an israeli name based of the biblical character. michal is a fun and loyal girl.she has a heart of gold, too. but she will turn into a b-tch if you offend her friends or family. she will defend them at all costs. michal is very beautiful but does not get that be a big part of her life and probably flirt with guys. dont get on the wrong side of a michal because she might hate you (i’ve been there once)!!! but she will be soft and elegant with you if you’re respectable. she has much inner and outer beauty. she is most probably intellectual. again, she will tear you to pieces if you offend one of her friends (i mean like, true friend) so dont!!
a: omg, that girl over there is so weird!
b: dont say that!!! her friend is michal, she will tear you into tiny jew pieces.
hebrew female name meaning small stream or brook pr-nounced my-call
michal is a delightful girl.
when a guy decides he’s not going to go all the way with a girl, but instead ‘dips it in a few times’. such an act us normally undertaken somewhere convenient nearby, such as a public toilet. this action is often -ssociated with the consumption of absinthe.
dude 1: did you f-ck that girl last night?
dude 2: no, i just went to the toilet to give her a michal!

dude 1: where did you go with that girl on the beach last night?
dude 2: i went back to her’s for a casual michal

dude 1: did you take that girl to banjo practice?
dude 2: no, i just gave her a michal
michal is a name for r-t-rds and parents who mean michael ,

most people will kick a michal in there life because he is a r-t-rd.

michal is a word used by mexicans to insult someone.
look emigos , it a michal
1. a usually failed attempt in which to seduce a female.

2. a popular european condom.

3. a female gazelle’s reproductive organs.

4. a common polish name originated from the american word “jack-ss.”
1. look at that nerd, he just pulled off a michal and got rejected.

2. are you sure your using protection? i won’t use anything except michal.

3. at the science lab, doctors are studying the gazelle’s michals.