Michigan Monkeypie
when a girl holding a hidden grudge sh-ts in her hands without the guy knowing, and continues to smear it on the back of the guy during s-xual intercourse. usually done out of anger.
adam: “dude! i gave that chick an alabama hotpocket last weekend and she was not loving it..”
chase: “haha! that must be why she gave you a michigan monkeypie!”
adam: (checking his back) “wait, wha..? –gross!”
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