micksplaining
the act of arguing that the 03/04 mustang cobra is the best vehicle ever made, but when confronted with an offer to race, making up multiple excuses to why “his” 03/04 cobra cannot be raced. also known as a “douchy mcdoucherson”
guy 1: hey dude, that cobra looks nice, want to race my bone stock tbi 305 camaro?
guy2: i uhhhh can’t, nasa called me and said i slowed the earths rotation every time i got in it, and uhhh asked me to stop. and plus it needs another battery.
guy 1: what a micksplaining pr-ck!
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