micro-knowledge
the ability to sidestep and tap dance around the facts and to contradict oneself within the same statement; also known as a mythical god that punishes his victims from higher ground with verbal mind torture. known to be dressed in beige with a cape, clear flight goggles. strengths are mind control and weapon of choice is bulletproof anchors.
i p-ss on my micro-knowledge to help you better yourself; because i have your back.
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