micro-meese
a micro-meese is a microscopic variation of the common meese. micro-meese live all around us but you can’t see them. they are in the air, on your body, and in deep sp-ce. n-body wants micro-meese but without them, you would not be able to breathe. a theory suggests that micro-meese are actually what we breathe and that oxygen does not exist. the meese prevention act of 1936, created by vice president john nance garner, banned meese from doing long division, which stopped the spread of meese up until 1955 in illinois. this was supposed to go on until 2006 but was ended earlier as meese pox started to spread.
don’t you just love the smell of micro-meese in the morning?
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