micro pooping
when you love to p–p so much that you pinch it off so that you can p–p several times a day.
when you’re at work and you love p–ping on the clock so you make the most of it by sp-cing your p–ps out through the day.
greg: jeez cortney you’ve gone to the bathroom like six times today!
cortney: mind your business greg i’m micro p–ping!
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