micro soft dick
1. a microp-n-s either in its flaccid state or with the inability to achieve an erection.
2. a p-n-s which is really small, resembling a microp-n-s while in a flaccid state but which may or may not be small, or, may or may not be a literal microp-n-s in its erect state.
1. “he had a micro soft d-ck – not only was it a microp-n-s but he could never even get it hard. it was basically a cl-t.”
2. suzie (walks in on johnny changing) : “wow, your d-ck is tiny! you must have a microp-n-s!”
johnny: “no, it is a ‘micro soft d-ck’. look it up on urban dictionary! that means it’s really tiny when it’s soft but it might not be when it gets erect!”
suzie: “might not be? that’s not very re-ssuring, hehe.”
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