mormon mashing
when a mormon girl mounts you and proceeds to dry hump; believing that this action is the equivalent of intercourse, but really it ends with her mashing your nuts into peanut b-tter through 5 layers of clothing. you’d be lucky to walk away with blue b-lls
john thought he would get lucky on his trip to utah, but as she got on top he was soon overtaken by intense mormon mashing; after hours of ball mashing, he would only be told that she had to get to bed in time for church leaving him with a sore sack and a limp.
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