micro softee


1. extremely small, usually flaccid p-n-s.
2. an individual, usually male, having the qualities of a small, flaccid p-n-s. subject may work in the it field.
oooh girl, you’re wasting your time with him, he’s got a micro softee and there ain’t no changin’ it.

hey micro softee, you punched in six hours ago, but i haven’t seen you do sh-t today. where’s the cover sheet for my tps report?

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