micro type

the worst f-cking program for learning how to use ‘home key’s ever. n-body likes it and when people try to use it, they want to commit suicide brutally with a rake. when a teacher says “get on microtype”, everyone in the cl-ss starts dying a little bit inside. f-ck that program, and whoever made it can suck a gigantic p-n-s.
teacher: “get on microtype~”
entire cl-ss: “what the f-ck did you say about me, you little b-tch? i’ll have you know i graduated top of my cl-ss in the navy seals, and i’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on al-quaeda, and i have over 300 confirmed kills. i am trained in guerilla warfare and i’m the top sniper in the entire us armed forces. you are nothing to me but just another target. i will wipe you the f-ck out on this earth, mark my f-cking words. you think you can get away with saying that sh-t to me over the internet? think again, f-cker. as we speak i am contacting my secret network of spies across the usa and your ip is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. the storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. you’re f-cking dead, kid. i can be anywhere, anytime, and i can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. not only am i extensively trained in unarmed combat, but i have access to the entire -rs-nal of the united states marine corps and i will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable -ss off the face of the continent, you little sh-t. if only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your f-cking tongue. but you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you godd-mn idiot. you’re f-cking dead, kiddo.”
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a program that trys to teach typing but sucks and blow major cunks
teacher: everybuddy do micro type
cl-ss: f-ck no microtype sucks
like for serious the f-ckin queerest waste of my life i could ever imagine. every time i am forced to open that program a little bit more of me dies. like, every time i type another line, all i can think about is squishing hamsters or sh-tting on babies. somethin like that. yeah.
teacher:hey guys, would you rather do some micro type, or would you rather rupture your -n-s?
student 2: why, rupture my -n-s of couse.