microanus
a concerning deficiency in which a man or woman has an abnormally small and concerning -n-s. a magnifying gl-ss of some sort would be required to see this quite pathetic-looking genitalia.
suzy q: aight, i gotta take a sh-t.
bo: same here.
suzy q: of course you do.
~49 minutes later~
suzy q: ayo, bo! you doing alright there?
bo: we’ve got a problem.
suzy q: oh sh-t, do you have a… micro-n-s. no wonder you’re taking so god d-mn long! hurry the f-ck up and get the sh-t out, you f-cker.
bo: … aight
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