microdick


word for someone with a p-n-s so small that it takes a pair of tweezers to tug him him off.
kenny’s microd-ck caused his girlfriend to laugh hysterically.
a small d-ck that makes you feel awkward as f-ck!
homegirl: damb foo whats up with you and ziggy?? i heard you foos were hitting it off in the begining?? g-eyes:h-ll no! foo! i thought he was cute at first but when i found out he was a lazy -ss mamas boy i said chales and to top it off homeboy had a micro d-ck!!! im cool on that lame! i felt awkward as f-ck when he pulled his pants down when we were about to handle.
tiny -ss d-ck. it’s like you never hit p-b-rty. you always hear the question during s-x, “is it in yet.” since it is so small.
girl:”is it in yet?”
guy:”f-ck! i hate micro d-ck!
to have a very small p-n-s
jake paul has a microd-ck

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