micropeen


noun.

a p-n-s whose primary characteristics are defined by it’s inability to reflect any perceptible amounts of light towards a human eye due to its extremely diminished stature. thus being only perceptible by mechanically or computer aided viewing devices such as a microscope.
micropeens are so small they make me laugh.

i can’t see your micropeen.

apparently a micropeen was on my leg, but i could not feel it.
short for micro p-n-s, but is used to describe someone or something that is lame, goofy, or just a straight up douche bag.
that person who just drove by me in that honda civic with the overly loud exhaust system is a total micro peen!
adjective for a very small p-n-s.
you have a micropeen.

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