Micropenis
an actual deficiancy in which a man has an abnormally small p-n-s. also called microphallus.
coach: aight boys, hit the showers.
billy: …do we have to?
coach: of course you do. what are you so ashamed of?
billy: …
coach: haha! guys check this out! billy’s got a microp-n-s! it’s like an inch and a half long! no joke!!!
a part of the male genitalia which requires tweezers and a magnifying gl-ss to see.
dude, do you need some help finding your micro p-n-s in order to take a p-ss?
a p-n-s so small that anyone who saw one would laugh hysterically. 3 inches or smaller in erect size. very puny and pathetic looking. maybe not even visible, or just a head of a p-n-s visible.
my d-ck is a very very small d-ck. 2.5 inches in length when erect. ive always had a tiny p-n-s and have always been laughed at and ridiculed. i cant really have s-x because its too small, and because women wont have s-x with me cos they cant feel anything. all of this is because i have a micro p-n-s!
a p-n-s under 3 inches in length
borgos pet turtle has a larger p-n-s than him, that was the moment he realized he had a microp-n-s
as said by fhm:
a p-n-s measuring less than 1cm when erect. there is no shaft, just a small n-b connected to your pelvic region.
“there has only ever been a few micro p-n-s’ ever discovered.”
the word is in reference to the p-n-s size of over 90% of humvee owners.
his microp-n-s was the reason he bought his humvee.
a microp-n-s is a medical term that describes an unusually small p-n-s in a male, usually 4cm. this condition is incredibly rare. this term is only used when the other parts of the male genitalia, like the scr-t-m and testes are well developed and normal sized.
about 0.6% of all p-n-s’s of all men fall into this category
joe brown has a microp-n-s. it is 1.5cm in length. he is not a happy camper in the locker room.
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