microphone
in smoking marijuana, what a pipe turns into when one is too stoned to remember to p-ss it(also see babysitting)
yo, you talkin’ into a microphone there, or are you gonna p-ss that sh-t?!
an african-american (mainly from the 1970s) that adorned an unusually large afro.
tyrone: wow leroy, if you graduated in ’72, your yearbook probably looked like a collection of microphones.
leroy: graduate? who you talkin’ to n-gg-?
to hold whatever you’re smoking and talk instead of hitting it. usually done by know-it-alls who feel like they’re superior to you in intellect and that you could learn a few things from them.
guy 1: rambling on about bands no one cares about
guy 2: d-mn man you gonna hit that sh-t or microphone it all night?
the item used to record your pr-nunciation of words to submit onto the definithing!
my microphone is broken, my neighboor’s is broken, and my other neighboor’s microphone doesn’t work on my computer!
can be used as a d-ld- in hard times
hey angelina (les partner) do you get the d-ld-?
no, but i have this microphone.
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