a statement that conveys an indirect, subtle, or unintentional affectation that is superfluous or irrelevant to the context of a conversation.
person 1: “did you watch that show?”
person 2: “i don’t have a tv.”
person 1: “are you hungry?”
person 2: “i’m a vegan.”
they were subject to many acts of micropretension at the vegan restaurant.
no meaning could be found for this as the word/ name is irrelevant. f-ck a fitori
- jacob stevens
the more feminine side of the ship yuecob. is blonde and has flimsy hair. can be either male or female or neither. though their soul remains constantly and eternally loyal to their counterpart (which usually goes by the name yueyang), they have had their rough times with jacob’s att-tude getting in the way of their […]
- pineapple charm
pineapple charm is sweet tasting s-m-n because eating pineapples makes your c-m taste better. “yo b-tch do ya wanna taste some of my pineapple charm?”
a word commonly used in place of goodbye, or see ya later. best used when leaving a group chat. “cya later, hipstergaters!”
subtlety setting up a situation where you have the oppritunity to make a far more powerful humorous event. (e.g. starting a chain reaction so 2 friends comment on diffferent things, then making a pun out of the two subjects then implying that pun was improvised) “dude, you’re a natural at humormining. i couldn’t stop laughing […]