Microshaft


buying a microsoft product and getting the “shaft”
another “most secure ever” os only to find out we’ve been microshafted again
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microsoft is also the evil empire micro$oft and microsloth
i am proud of microshaft they shaft there customers a little more each day and they are still in bussiness
the product brand bill gates created not only to sell products, but to describe the size of his p-n-s.
duuuude, bill gates has a microshaft in his pants!
unusually small p-n-s
i had to ditch that dude – he had microshaft
a person who has an abnormaly small p-n-s or “shaft”.
crikey mate! you’ve got a micro-shaft.

sorry, i dont do micro-shaft

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