microsoft access
an absolutly evil database programme, which serves no purpose other than driving you clinically insane at a remarkably quick pace.
never used in the workplace, so it’s ppointless to be taught how to use it in gcse or a-level it.
“ahhhhhhhhhhhhh f-ck!!! why won’t it recognise this godd-mn formula like a normal person?!?”
pile of rotten garbage. may or may not actually work, but guaranteed to have large piles of rotten excrement tucked away in the corner that will explode when least expected.
of course it blew up, it’s microsoft access. who knows what cr-p was lurking in it.
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