NPCing
the act of selling junk items for in-game-currency that any player would reject to non-player characters in m-ssive multiplayer online game.
player1: this monster just dropped a wooden sword. want to buy it?
player2: no thanks. your better off npcing that, because no one would every buy that off of you.
player1: dang…
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