Microsoft Answer
a technically correct, but completely useless answer, usually given by supervisors. the usual, and correct response, is to wish your supervisor’s parents had never met.
“man, i went and asked the boss about whether or not we’d be covered for an accident when we’re dropping off the night deposit. all she said was, ‘well, deposits have to be made nightly’ talk about a microsoft answer!!”
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