microsoft’ism
microsoft’ism is the religion of microsoft, the great company. i felt the need as a microsoft’ism priest to spread the message of the great religion i’m in. microsoft’ism’s savior and lord is clippy the paperclip, and bill gate’s is his son, here to save us from our sin’s we have committed, as we are all maggot’s wriggling in the filth of mortality without the likes of clippy. clippy the paperclip created the universe in a great explosion we know today as the big bang. he created multiple species of animals, and us humans, like adam and steve. google chrome below us burns the sinners for there retched acts of evil towards the church of microsoft’ism.
the priest of microsoft’ism is the highest ranking person in the church.
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