Microwavable Instant Fail
1. a situation which is obviously doomed to failure before it even happens.
2. a person who seems to fail automatically without even trying.
1. this isn’t going to work, this is stupid. we’re just heating up a bowl of microwave instant fail, i can see it already.
2. that guy over there must have his pockets filled with microwavable instant fail, just inhaling the packets without even bothering to add water.
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