microwavable paintbrushes
the most random thing ever. referred to on social media as “the ultimate invention that can do just about anything”.
“hey, have you heard about microwavable paintbrushes? i heard they were very important!”
“what the horcrux is that?”
“microwavable paintbrushes! i even heard zombies are allergic to them!”
“there’s no such thing as zombies, smeg head!”
“not anymore….”
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