Microwave Bitch
a person so lazy and impatient they only take things that come quick fast and in a hurry like food from the microwave as opposed to cooking an actual meal from scratch.
daughter- omg! my phone is so friggin slow!
mother- in my day we had to have 35 cents to use a pay phone and the internet wasn’t even an idea! children today are such microwave b-tches!
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noun. a s-xy b-tch that is quick, easy, convenient, hot on the outside, and cold on the inside (as in personality), like a hot pocket.
dude 1: yo, i’m dating this b-tch and i cannot stand her, but she is bad as h-ll doe.
dude 2: i’m afraid you got a microwave b-tch dawg.
dude 1: shiiiiiiitt man, you right. i might need to put her back in for a lil longer.
dude 2: n-gg-, she like 20 years old, she can’t fit back in her momma.
dude 1: if her moms is as much of a microwave b-tch as she is, then yes she can.
dude 2: n-gg- that is ill.
dude 1: like i said she is baaaddd!!, but i can’t stand her when she has her mouth open and is talking. constantly!!!! about nothing!!!!
dude 2: rofl!!!!!!
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