Microwave Broccoli
a euphemism for a fart that is extremely offensive to one’s sense of smell. derived from the smell of broccoli being re-heated in a microwave, which smells surprisingly similar to the human expulsion of gas.
“plug your nose, i’m about to seriously microwave broccoli up in here.”
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