microwave heart
if a person is faking being nice to someone then they do not have a warm heart they have a microwave heart. the heat of the heart and the niceness of the person are both being faked!
a teacher p-sses by person 1 and 2 (they both hate each other) in the hallway. person 1 kicks person 2.
person 1: oh my god! i’m so sorry! did i hurt you?
person 2: screw you with your microwave heart!
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