Midnight Fornication
also known as mf. midnight fornification is’nt when you have s-x at midnight (although it can be done). mf is when your partner (husband,wife, whatever) falls asleep before you do and your feeling really h-rny so you try having s-x w/ them in their sleep or you just wake them up out of a good nights rest because something needs to be rubbed. something you should ask someone before marrying them. some people think its weird and disguesting others find it great! 🙂
how do you feel about this, has it ever happened to you before?
although i do not think its possible for girls to do this unless they like being fingered.. or there husband has a big nose or something…
guy 1: “so is jane into midnight fornication?”
guy 2: “no and this is why i would never marry her”
guy 1: “smart choice”
guy 2: “i know right”
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