Microwave Hungry
a way to describe how hungry and lazy you are since the maximum effort you are willing to put into a meal is nuking something in the microwave. time limit of cooking shouldn’t exceed 3-4 minutes; the usual time it takes to cook a frozen meal.
i was really hungry after cl-ss but i didn’t feel like cooking anything when i got home so i ended up eating a hot pocket. i guess i was only microwave hungry.
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