microwaveablelessness
the essence of not being able to be microwaved.
you wouldn’t have thought it to look at it, but that d-mn burrito was full of microwaveablelessness.
the sp-ce shuttle columbia was lacking in microwavablelessness.
lacking the ability to be safely be heated by a microwave oven. things that have microwaveablelessness include 12 oz. soda cans, pressurized cans of r-12, chicken eggs in their sh-lls, sealed film canisters filled with water, dry ice bombs, mercury thermometers, electronics, and lithium-ion batteries.
saddam learned the hard way about the microwaveablelessness of a camping propane cylinder. he almost lost his house.
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