Porta-Asain


a asian that is normally very cool and popular, they are so ch-nky that they eat the chinese food from the cafeteria even they know they might possible die. your can carry a porta-asain around with you to do your science homework, and to know general facts.they are also work well to break into vending machines. for those in school hours when you really need a snack.
edgar:guess what?
will:what?
edgar:today i got a limited edition bruce lee porta-asain.
will:looks like this is going to be a good year of school.
edgar:to bad you have a kim jong-il porta-asain

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