mid-day wipe


a much needed mid-day wipe of one’s -n-s after a previous night of heavy boozing/drinking wine/beer, followed by a morning of greasy, wet farts that have the possibility of leaving a brown sh-t smear on one’s undies if left unchecked.
parker and hamilton stayed up all night drinking big bear 40 oz malt liquors and jugs of cheap wine.

the next day, parker was having trouble at work. he had a case of mud b-tt diarrhea followed by a series of beer farts.

he excused himself right before lunch and went to the bathroom for a mid-day wipe.

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