mid-diver
a woman who either comes out of the closet or decides to experiment as a bi-curious during her mid-life crisis.
two girls in conversation:
girl a): chelsea, i think i may be bi-curious
girl b): emma, wait until you’ve heard this about my step-mom, you have more in common with her, lol, than with me. she is a mid-diver.
girl a): lol, i didn’t know that.
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