Mid-Eastern Flaming Narwhal
first off you need to extract some sort of sti and/or std, syphilis is recommended. second go to the artic circle with a harpoon made of a strong material and slay a narwhal. if you can’t get him with the harpoon try to shroom slap him with your std infested d-ck. third you get to f-cking a girl (or male) doggiestyle. make sure to get that std in there. once that sh-t is burning that b-tch. get that m-th- f-ckin narwhal and f-ck that sh-t with that huge f-ckin horn. that is the mid-eastern flaming narwhal black b-tches love it.
dude, i gave lafanda the mid-eastern flaming narwhal last night.
no way dude don’t you have aids?
yes…
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