Mid-Night Brown


one of five basic t-rd colors. a t-rd with a dark brown color and extremely fudgie consistency. although this t-rd can be described as “healthy”, it’s lack of sufficient bile can cause one to use an excessive amount of toilet paper to properly clean ones b-tt hole.

this term may also be used to describe the 44th president of the united states.

also see, sweet potatoe orange, jet black, jungle green and rutabaga red.
i thought i’d never stop wiping that mid-night brown.

the mid-night brown left skid marks on the back of the cr-pper.

i wish that mid-night brown would be impeached for treason, otherwise we have have to put up with another two years of the -sshole.
defecating (expelling feces) in the middle of the night.
haley excused herself from the 12:00 am showing of the movie to take a midnight brown.

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