Mid-Striding
the act of interrupting a drunken friend in the middle of s-x, on the grounds that the person who they are s-xing is extremely unattractive. the act is meant to be both shocking and sobering, in hopes that the friend will realize the ugliness of the (fe)male in their bed. commonly involves kicking in the door and posing in the popular heisman trophy pose.
“dude josh was so wasted last night he brought home a straight 4.” – matt
“terrible, what happened?” – alex
“i kicked in the door and mid-strided him, he got the message and kicked the donkey outta bed.” -matt
“mid-striding is essential to a healthy friendship… and healthy s-xual stamdards.” – alex
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