middle aged slang
what’s in a middle-aged person’s vocabulary from when they were pretty young things. it is exceptionally obvious when a.) the oldie in question is presenting a motivational speech to a bunch of bored high school kids and wants them to think they are ‘hap’nin’ but doesn’t know the correct speech anymore, b.) when said oldie decided to write a ‘convincing’ teen novel. is also apparent on the ‘made for teens’ websites you have to visit for school, where you’re so enraptured in the hip language that you don’t realize you’re learning! -yay-
let’s read an exerpt of my new motivational book for teens:
kyle: what’s up verne, you’re looking tubular today!
verne: man, hey! don’t block my style. anyway, i was wondering if you’d heard of the totally far-out website that helps teens like us help kids all over the world.
kyle: man, what a trip! let’s start making a difference!
(communal gags from all under-85’s at the blatant use of middle aged slang)
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