Middle Finger Promise
a ridiculously strong and ever-lasting oath. if broken, results in flipping off the promise-breaking party by the promisee as well as loss of respect and other unspeakable emotional, physiological, and physical consequences. more binding than a pinky promise. abbreviated as mfp.
i flipped her off after school today because she hooked up with him, even after she middle finger promised me she wouldn’t.
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similar to a pinky promise, except with he use of the middle fingers. usually a bond between two bros. it’s a promise, acknowledging, “if i break this, i’m f-cked.”
bro 1: is this sh-t legit?!
bro 2: i middle-finger promise!
a bond then can never be broken.
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