Middle-Of-Ass Nowhere
a place located in such an obscenely obscure part of the world that one would rather f-ck his/her own sister/brother than to even fathom venturing to it for any reason. at all. ever.
ted: hey man, can you take me home?
bob: sure bro, where do you live?
(ted gives his address)
bob: no way, man. that’s in the middle-of–ss nowhere. good luck finding someone to haul your -ss all the way out there.
carla: oh sh-t, we’re lost. and we’re in the middle-of–ss nowhere.
brandon: oh g-d, i’d legitimately rather be f-cking my own sister than sitting here.
carla: i am your sister, brandon.
brandon: …i’ll grab the condoms from the truck.
Read Also:
- Middle Seat By The Toilet
an unseasoned traveler. someone that gets the middle seat in the last row of an airline by the toilet because they have no airline status. i had to wait in line at airport security forever, because of this friggin middle seat by the toilet guy. he had no clue what he was doing!!
- milfoid
extension of the popular acronym, milf. mum i’d like to f-ck only if drunk. i thought she was a milf dude, but the morning after realised she was a total milfoid.
- borderline boiler
your head says no, your d-ck says go! a female who is neither good looking or ugly e.g carol vordeman or monica lewinsky that new girlfrend of yours is a bit of a “borderline boiler”
- Milking a turtle
doing a lot of work for a reward that isn’t really there. guy 1: hey man, i’ve been saving up money to buy my ex-girlfriend this engagement ring to show her i love her after i cheated on her. guy 2: you’re milking a turtle, bro, she isn’t going to take you back.
- first chair
the first chair of the day at a ski mountain, if you have the first chair, then you are the first person on the mountain. “let’s leave for the mountain at around 9:15 tomorrow.” “nah dude, we gotta be first chair so let’s leave at 8:00.”