middle passaging
when a black female allows a white male to strip her naked and tie both her arms and legs to bed posts, under the -ssumption kinky s-x will soon follow. but, once the congonese temptress is suitably restrained, her white partner instead elects to drop a heinous load of excrement on her chest. after which, he refrains from untying her for a minimum of 24 hours. effectively forcing her to both live and sleep in a bothersome mixture of foreign and domestic filth. and allowing her a small taste of the conditions her ancestors experienced many years ago on the middle p-ssage from africa to the new world.
went to an alpha kappa alpha date party down at lsu last weekend. ended up middle p-ssaging their president.
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