Middle School Student
(male) stupid douchebag wiggers who think they’re cool when they aren’t sh-t and never will be. often uses slang terms no one knows nor cares about. usually wears jewelry falsely masculinized as “bling”. bad taste in music, listens to “gangsta” rap when they grew up in or are in the suburbs, and gets stuff off the itunes top ten list. also tries to go into high school being cool and trash-talking older people, using phrases such as “you wanna go?!” and “i can take you!” repeatedly, then p-sses himself when a senior so much as walks in their direction.
most of my fellow male middle school students (around 75%) meet these requirements. i’ve lost hope in the human race.
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