Tesch


teh-sh (n) of kentridgian origin
a tesch can mean

1. your c-ck/p-n-s/schl-ng/w-ng/whatever the cool kids call it nowadays
2. a wierd/but sorta cool dude
“i whipped out my tesch and all my homies ran away.”

“man, he’s so hot, i bet i can get some of thattesch by the end of the night”

“may i lick your tesch”

“man he’s cool, but he’s such a tesch”

“what a tesch”
a total dork, spaz. wears funny clothes and horrible music at an attempt to be unique.
that guys is a tesch

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