Middleton Milkshake


a “s-xual” act which begins with a lady defecating into a gl-ss of freshly collected breastmilk. this mixture is then stirred with a p-n-s and used as lubricant for penetration. the mixture is usually simultaneously poured onto the partner’s head and chest
i doubt very seriously that dairy queen will consider offering middleton milkshakes.

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