midget granny
small old lady with a hunchback and white hair walking around with a stick or in a mobility car. they are generally found in groups or outside the bingo. you do not want to approach one of these if they are naked. they generally walk in front of you very slowly and p-ss you off and they often smell of p-ss and cigarettes.
“i’ll kick midget grannies in the t-ts.”
“you’re such a midget granny”
“that midget granny has a saggy -ss dude.”
“i did a midget granny who had a really wrinkly f-nny”
“i’m doing the midget granny robot dance”
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