Midget Hitler



someone in your group of friends thats very short in height, yet very commanding, demanding and violent; they always want it their way.
example 1
kevin: “so, are you still dating that girl?”
matt: “oh, u mean midget hitler? yeah… dude, she made me wash her car yesterday!”

example 2
maria: “is their anyone else coming to the party?”
dean: “i dunno. i was gonna invite my midget hilter, but then i decided not to. i don’t want you guys getting beat to death.”
someone who came be very nice at times who a few people like(and or worship) and can be mean and sometimes outright aggressive at others. very short, hence ‘midget’. can also be referred to as the spazz, a miny hitler, or that really short/ aggressive person.
girl1:hey, aare you still having that sleep-over tomorrow night?
girl2:yeah.
girl1:who else is invited?
girl2: not midget hitler thats for sure, i like my house in one piece, thank-you!

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