midget in a van
the elaborate anti-theft system involving the suspension of a midget from the roof of a van with chast-ty paddles duct taped to each of its limbs. this will result in a thief being incapacitated by a flurry of very angry strikes.
nb. the midget can also be used to fulfill kinky 21 yr old boys’ fantasies.
i have a midget in a van *wink wink*.
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